June 2012
5 posts
One thought on the heat championship
The clear turning point in their championship run was the good job good effort kid. Heat went 6-1 after that moment. Right?
Jun 22nd
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Why I Run
Happy National Running Day!  Since I’m a rule follower, here’s my contribution to National Running Day’s “I run…” campaign. I run… Because it lets me eat like this. Because all you need is a pair of sneakers (and a GPS watch, and an ipod shuffle, and Body Glide, and a sweatband, and a wicking shirt, and a wicking hat) Because evolution demands it. ...
Jun 7th
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Help me be less Annoying
As I was waiting in line at the store today, I realized that I am incapable of standing in a line and not looking annoyed.  Is there any way to stand without looking incredibly annoyed?  No matter what I did, it came out like this: I tried so many different ways of trying to look like there was no place I would rather be than in that line.  Here’s what I tried. - Arms folded across my...
Jun 5th
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Jun 5th
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Food Diary (a.k.a. I'm a Fat F*&K)
According to science, I am somewhere between -3 and 26 lbs overweight.  Since no one without a phd in literature can understand the instructions for determining “frame size,” I am considering myself a medium frame.  I also have miniature wrists and the smallest neck of any adult man.  Perhaps my frame may even be small.   I exercise a lot.  So here I am, finally admitting that the...
Jun 3rd