Questions about the Hurricane:
What percentage of people in New York City have absolutely no idea that this is about to happen?
If I go bowling now, how many frames can we roll before getting home gets dicey?
Should the slip and slide go in the front or back yard?
For the areas that have already been hit and lost power, is 3G still in tact?
Shouldn’t one TV station buck the trend and run an awesome marathon of some show? No one’s going to win the day with the same generic hurricane coverage, but I bet Fox would kill if they aired a commercial-free Arrested Development marathon until the power went out.
Why doesn’t anyone else in this house seem to understand the urgency of bowling?