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</description><title>Rob Complains About Things</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @robpollak)</generator><link>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Click through to read my post:  Real answers to all of my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e15e53febac83253f6d66788744508e3/tumblr_mlb5uvBelo1qccyiyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Click through to read my post:  &lt;a href="http://robpollak.com/2013/04/15/real-answers-to-all-of-my-ridiculous-parenting-questions/" target="_blank"&gt;Real answers to all of my ridiculous parenting questions&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/48052267725</link><guid>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/48052267725</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 13:56:00 -0400</pubDate><category>parenting</category><category>pregnancy</category><category>fatherhood</category><category>dads</category><category>moms</category><category>interviews</category><category>long form</category><category>long reads</category></item><item><title>My plan to get fit before I get a kid.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9454cade7a9baac6977cc4dcce81faa3/tumblr_ml000yncC21qccyiyo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://robpollak.com/2013/04/09/operation-80-to-baby/" target="_blank"&gt;My plan to get fit before I get a kid.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/47548546433</link><guid>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/47548546433</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 13:17:22 -0400</pubDate><category>fitness</category><category>exercise</category><category>fatherhood</category><category>parenting</category></item><item><title>sarahlcomics:

If I had a bajillion dollars I would hire my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e50ca322155363a05549cc6f6e85cdbc/tumblr_mk9nuqkvpF1r20dhzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarahlcomics.tumblr.com/post/46331219088/if-i-had-a-bajillion-dollars-i-would-hire-my" target="_blank"&gt;sarahlcomics&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If I had a bajillion dollars I would hire my parents a full-time I.T. person to live with them and answer ALL THEIR QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW TO TURN THEIR COMPUTERS ON.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/46507488424</link><guid>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/46507488424</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 10:44:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Why I run
One of the drawings I did for an interview with my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/018b6eb07d2968941de5176b8c04cbc5/tumblr_mk0w6pTK2i1qccyiyo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Why I run&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;One of the drawings I did for an &lt;a href="http://www.hotbirdrunning.com/blog/2013/3/21/interview-with-a-runner.html" target="_blank"&gt;interview with my friends at Hot Bird Running&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/45924684828</link><guid>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/45924684828</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 14:18:25 -0400</pubDate><category>Running</category><category>Run</category><category>Fitness</category><category>fitblr</category><category>fitspo</category><category>fitness</category><category>marathon</category><category>weight loss</category><category>chart</category><category>funny</category><category>training</category><category>exercise</category></item><item><title>How to dress for yoga given the recent lululemon debacle</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/389c6e6ccb50263a6b4388bde716e0be/tumblr_mk0qzcF2VU1qccyiyo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://robpollak.com/2013/03/21/yoga-flowchart-what-should-you-wear-to-yoga-class/" target="_blank"&gt;How to dress for yoga given the recent lululemon debacle&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/45918662670</link><guid>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/45918662670</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 12:26:00 -0400</pubDate><category>yoga</category><category>lululemon</category><category>fitness</category><category>fitblr</category><category>yogis</category><category>charts</category><category>flowchart</category><category>yoga fashion</category><category>fashion</category><category>funny</category><category>comic</category></item><item><title>Do you even lift, bro?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/16b55846134ce3cb5caf8bf83e5b9e4c/tumblr_mjyn0shbQp1qccyiyo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Do you even lift, bro?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/45832403606</link><guid>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/45832403606</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2013 09:05:16 -0400</pubDate><category>charts</category><category>fitness</category><category>fitblr</category><category>training</category><category>weight loss</category><category>weight training</category><category>working out</category><category>workout</category><category>funny</category><category>drawings</category><category>cartoons</category><category>comics</category><category>fitspo</category></item><item><title>Lawyers, where do all those hours go?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8e32ec10ab41e642310f8e21ab877a13/tumblr_mjx2uumNcl1qccyiyo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lawyers, where do all those hours go?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/45762768879</link><guid>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/45762768879</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 12:52:06 -0400</pubDate><category>biglaw</category><category>law</category><category>lawyers</category><category>charts</category><category>work</category><category>career</category><category>work-life balance</category><category>legal</category><category>professional</category><category>truth</category><category>billablehours</category></item><item><title>Am I doing this right?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b02bb11d4d27000789adfa7c7fd7806a/tumblr_mjv5naXFOL1qccyiyo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Am I doing this right?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/45677236390</link><guid>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/45677236390</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 11:57:10 -0400</pubDate><category>charts</category><category>hipsters</category><category>venn diagram</category><category>venn diagrams</category><category>pie charts</category><category>drawings</category></item><item><title>evangotlib:

david:

SAY NO TO VERTICAL VIDEOS!

For...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Bt9zSfinwFA?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://evangotlib.tumblr.com/post/45380803162/david-say-no-to-vertical-videos-for-rob" target="_blank"&gt;evangotlib&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.davidslog.com/45380338092/say-no-to-vertical-videos" target="_blank"&gt;david&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SAY NO TO VERTICAL VIDEOS!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For Rob…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks, Evan.  I hope that the combination of this video and Chloe’s natural understanding of technology converts you. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/45498697327</link><guid>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/45498697327</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2013 10:34:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Working” from home</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b72f9aa2947786d30a67b03d0bc5697/tumblr_mjnrffx1qg1qccyiyo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Working” from home&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/45348425568</link><guid>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/45348425568</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2013 12:06:51 -0400</pubDate><category>chart</category><category>charts</category><category>comic</category><category>cartoon</category><category>work</category><category>gym</category><category>fitness</category><category>ice cream</category><category>internet</category><category>incognito</category><category>naps</category><category>procrastination</category><category>life</category><category>work-life balance</category><category>working out</category></item><item><title>NYC Half Marathon Updated Course Map.
More tips here:  A...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3961a0ea9d6c5074b08cb1f5c1365518/tumblr_mjln45FMxP1qccyiyo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;NYC Half Marathon Updated Course Map.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;More tips here:  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://robpollak.com/2013/03/12/a-friendly-guide-to-the-nyc-half-marathon/" target="_blank"&gt;A Friendly Guide to the NYC Half Marathon&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/45264001143</link><guid>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/45264001143</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 08:38:00 -0400</pubDate><category>NYC marathon</category><category>NYC Half Marathon</category><category>NYCHalf</category><category>Running</category><category>Run</category><category>fitness</category><category>fit</category><category>fitblr</category><category>NYC</category><category>training</category><category>nyrr</category><category>central park</category></item><item><title>Fuck you mayo.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/76496c505f005489ddbbd4c31fac0b84/tumblr_mj945p98jf1qccyiyo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://robcomplains.com/2013/03/05/the-final-word-on-mayonnaise/" target="_blank"&gt;Fuck you mayo.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/44717343543</link><guid>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/44717343543</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 13:17:00 -0500</pubDate><category>food</category><category>health</category><category>fitness</category><category>eating</category><category>mayonnaise</category><category>mayo</category><category>foodies</category><category>funny</category><category>drawings</category><category>cartoon</category><category>comic</category><category>JustSayNoToMayo</category><category>condiments</category><category>sandiwches</category></item><item><title>Yoga Flow (Chart).  Is yoga for you?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b4f6bbe36527e98a0c90cebccedf248a/tumblr_mizxv9EVEt1qccyiyo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yoga Flow (Chart).  Is yoga for you?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/44308075938</link><guid>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/44308075938</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 14:23:33 -0500</pubDate><category>yoga</category><category>fitness</category><category>health</category><category>funny</category><category>charts</category><category>fitblr</category><category>comics</category><category>cartoons</category><category>yoga cartoons</category></item><item><title>Click to read the blog post:  Thirty Five Life Lessons I Learned...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3dcfede598f5dfaf69c5c1210846dd48/tumblr_mih4x7tLAG1qccyiyo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e91a5cc3c61b8e778972bdf757af662/tumblr_mih4x7tLAG1qccyiyo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ddb60e0f7e7ae7400ac439b01fe5e0f7/tumblr_mih4x7tLAG1qccyiyo3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d98a6a4379c97d336022eb6e736b41eb/tumblr_mih4x7tLAG1qccyiyo4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46018e5fb63dc16434c03cec3ee12a73/tumblr_mih4x7tLAG1qccyiyo5_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/289f8aa8a5077aea7ac6fc95de6e0131/tumblr_mih4x7tLAG1qccyiyo6_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Click to read the blog post:  &lt;a href="http://robpollak.com/2013/02/19/35-life-lessons-i-learned-before-turning-35/" target="_blank"&gt;Thirty Five Life Lessons I Learned Before Turning 35&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/43488888083</link><guid>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/43488888083</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2013 10:41:31 -0500</pubDate><category>Life</category><category>Motivation</category><category>Advice</category><category>Life Lessons</category><category>Humor</category><category>Drawings</category><category>Stick figures</category><category>Art</category><category>Family</category><category>Fitness</category><category>Inspiration</category><category>You Should Know</category><category>Anxiety</category><category>Stress</category></item><item><title>evangotlib:

Getting used to her snow gear.

My niece!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9db400f3e74b6c15664a958e57106f59/tumblr_mhyqvuglNr1qzev7ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ac1ac6c2600af4ecb5d8470f5584185/tumblr_mhyqvuglNr1qzev7ro2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://evangotlib.tumblr.com/post/42675432234/getting-used-to-her-snow-gear" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;evangotlib&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Getting used to her snow gear.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;My niece!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/42676695324</link><guid>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/42676695324</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2013 12:38:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>What’s been on CNN for the last 7 hours</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0cce68d5668f74b1365eff9414d19c1/tumblr_mhxbtlyRYy1qccyiyo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;What’s been on CNN for the last 7 hours&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/42614240196</link><guid>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/42614240196</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2013 17:58:33 -0500</pubDate><category>Nemo</category><category>Charts</category><category>CNN</category><category>Blizzard</category></item><item><title>Just realized…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f4693c6390addf8ee52aaee06adb779/tumblr_mhx315HXoo1qccyiyo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just realized…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/42599503785</link><guid>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/42599503785</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2013 14:48:41 -0500</pubDate><category>Beyonce</category><category>Pics</category><category>Superbowl</category><category>Carrot Top</category></item><item><title>Nemo Accumulation guide.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f20ff14a18aee251168c5b1fe7722789/tumblr_mhwudqsiVa1qccyiyo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nemo Accumulation guide.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/42587968503</link><guid>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/42587968503</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2013 11:41:50 -0500</pubDate><category>Nemo</category><category>Blizzard</category><category>Snow</category><category>Chart</category></item><item><title>From a new blog post: Meditation:  I think I’m doing it...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/319dac9281aafb3e7c10647bc9b6d0c8/tumblr_mht9makbah1qccyiyo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;From a new blog post: &lt;a href="http://robpollak.com/2013/02/06/meditation-i-think-im-doing-it-wrong/" target="_blank"&gt;Meditation:  I think I’m doing it wrong.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/42439220855</link><guid>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/42439220855</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2013 13:20:34 -0500</pubDate><category>meditation</category><category>yoga</category><category>spirituality</category><category>inspiration</category><category>funny</category><category>writing</category></item><item><title>I got new glasses.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f984d46846be41e8cb4d9f1a13b5c5b/tumblr_mhd3xulCpU1qccyiyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I got new glasses.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/41743986143</link><guid>http://robpollak.tumblr.com/post/41743986143</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2013 19:56:18 -0500</pubDate><category>me</category><category>warby parker</category></item></channel></rss>
