Jeremy Lin-merick

There once was a Knick called Lin,

whose career almost didn’t begin.

‘Cause no one thought that a Crimson,

celebrated with dim sum,

could be the yang to Carmelo’s yin.

 

A limerick regarding Hurricane Irene

Irene was approaching the city,

which everyone agreed was quite shitty.

Please pray for my flight.

It’s Saturday night.

F*ck.